The Life and Times

'cause we all love us some Wheeljack don't we? ;) For those of you following tricolora's Revelation, we have 'jack's new alt mode, the faaabulous Tesla Roadster!



And from the end of chapter 21, a collaboration with Transformergirl on DeviantArt, she did the lineart, I colored it :) Enjoy everyone!


We're All Mad Here by *calger459 on deviantART

Title: Apple Tree
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Mikaela
Summary: Only the outside is really that different...
Warnings: Post '07 movie.

Apple Tree

I'm not mad. But anyway, I'm going to be offline for the rest of tonight, but I'll be back tomorrow morning. I had a ranty post about my computer (my IM went poof on me earlier and was making my computer freeze). So the gist of it is this:

I have more than one hard drive. (I currently have two plugged in. My 3 gig operating drive with windows 98 on it and my 15 gigabyte backup drive.) but I've also had two hard drives in my storage cupboard. one is 128megabytes (tiny! I know! like a dot, or a dash or...) okay, getting way to giddy here.
I also have one that 2.5 gigabytes. Just large enough to transfer windows 98 to so I can put... gues what? on my 3 gig (that i'm currently using for 98) that's right. I can put different operating systems on different hard drives, and simply switch the hard drives. Plain and simple! great, huh? I'm going to transfer windows 98 to my 2.5 gig and install windows XP home edition on this one. Hence my going offlline for the night. I'll not only have my original operating system (for when I get sick and tired of XP) and xp for video-making and other fun stuff. snicker.
I'm not planning on getting back on the internet till tomorrow cause transferring stuff is going to take a couple hours, installation another two, and fiddling with my modem to try to get it to connect, well, that could take forever. XD.

But, anyway, I've decided that's what I want to do. And yes, al, I'm going to comment on your fiction before I go. :-)
To everyone else, goodnight, see you in the morning, and please say a prayer for me that my *glare* computer doesn't geta stupid glitch over something so menial as the desktop background or internet browser settings and throw a hissyfit.
No, seriously, it does that.

So, I'll talk to you all later. And I might finally *prays* be able to make a video or two.
...I hope. :-)

Shortpacked!: My original Blackarachnia was half-off at a Meijer grand opening, actually.

Woo! Today was a sweet day. Thanks to everyone who made the trip over to The Laughing Ogre, including a couple from Akron and a couple from freakin' Detroit. That's a four-hour drive! Makes me kinda wish I were more impressive. Like, maybe had some hair on my chest or something. Or had wore pants.

As promised earlier today... 

Title: A Different Kind of Pain - Chapter 6
Author: Leslie
Rating: M
Pairing: Sunstreaker/Prowl
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, more's the pity.


Hope everyone enjoys this newest chapter. Don't forget to let me know what you think.

Thanks :)

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 Last and Alone - Secret 

So I did some very quick (brainstorming) line work (no color) for the Monolith Team in my Monolith AU.  I slapped them up in my journal behind the cut and they are also up on Dev Art.  The individuals are probably too bulky - armor wise - for the time period I set them in, but it's already AU.  Plus, with their unclassified CCC "job description" as a "Deep Space Explore Team" I figure they would/should have more armor than civvies anyway.  Plus, what gestalt is not bulky?  And if not, it's still my AU, and this is how it's gonna be  XD.

I've been posting the minifics for my LG-50 as replies to the requests, but this one.... well, it royally got away from me. Seriously. This is one EVIL bunny! It was supposed to end with Perceptor switching roles with is (one!) experiment, then he wakes up and realises it was a nightmare. Well, that's most definitely NOT how it went once I started writing it. 
WARNING! R-MA rating! I have no idea where this came from, it just kind of hit me all at once while I was sitting outside a while ago. It seems that everyone's perceptor muse has turned evil lately. First RG, the moogle had a terrible painful injury involving a crocheting (or was it knitting?) needle while making a Perceptor plushy. Holy crap! Percy's turned evil, you guys! (and I'm not sure, but I think I'm starting to like him get the hang of writing this LG verse stuff.
Anyway, 
warning is for gore, death, and lots and LOTS of angst. Seriously Dark-Fic!
(not proofread. Well, I tried. Twice. Hope I caught everything. If not, please let me know, k? thanks!)
Prompt #1: Nightmare 
Requested by:

kirin_saga
Characters/Extras: with Perceptor, outside, at night, in the winter
Summary: Perceptor wants to run a little experiment on human weakness and natural elements...
Title: Untitled
Word Count: 1,088
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I really need a title for this thing! anyone got one? Please!?  I'm BEGGING!

 

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Story Title: Breaking
Chapter Title: New York - Invitation
Fandom: Prince of Tennis - Oishi Shuichiro
Characters: Oishi Shuichiro
Word Count: 541
Date Finished: 8/23/2008
Rating: PG-13
Chapter: 44/60
Prompt: 010, Years
Summary: Oishi thinks about how long he's been gone from his friends.

(New York: Invitation)

Story Title: Breaking
Chapter Title: Oshitari: Ordinary Outing
Fandom: Prince of Tennis - Oishi Shuichiro
Characters: Oishi Shuichiro, Oshitari Yuushi
Word Count: 489
Date Finished: 8/27/2008
Rating: PG-13
Chapter: 46/60
Prompt: 012, Orange
Summary: Oishi and Oshitari go sheet shopping

(Oshitari: Ordinary Outing)

Story Title: Breaking
Chapter Title: Atobe and Students: Aches
Fandom: Prince of Tennis - Oishi Shuichiro
Characters: Atobe Keigo, Oishi Shuichiro
Word Count: 785
Date Finished: 8/27/2008
Rating: PG
Chapter: 58/60
Prompt: 061, Winter
Summary: Atobe worries about how much pain the winter brings Oishi

(Atobe and Students: Aches)

Story Title: Breaking
Chapter Title: Atobe and Students: Recovery
Fandom: Prince of Tennis - Oishi Shuichiro
Characters: Atobe Keigo, Oishi Shuichiro
Word Count: 1578
Date Finished: 8/27/2008
Rating: PG
Chapter: 60/60
Prompt: 020, Colorless
Summary: Oishi finally feels like he's moved past all of the bad things in his life.

(Atobe and Students: Recovery)

My first story, in this fandom at least. No need to be particularly gentle, but I might ask questions in reply.

Title: Autoerotica
Rating: MA or NC-17 for kinky sexual metaphors, innuendo and stuff.
Pairing: Bumblebee/Mikaela Banes
Summary: If she can appreciate Bumblebee's engineering, then he can appreciate the geometry of her curves. An exploration of the how and why of girl/Camaro relationships, inspired by the visual narrative style of Michael Bay. Possibly the start of something beautiful a longer 'fic or series.
Author's Note: Like Bee, I speak with a British accent. Putting this into an American idiom has been tricky, but interesting. I have no idea how well I did. The hard rating may be a little cautious, but I felt it was better to be safe. Comments and ConCrit are very welcome.

Thanks, too, to everyone who answered me here. This is the 'fic that I was asking about.

Continued after the fake cut:

(Everyone knew that Mikaela Banes loved her car....)
 

 

Title Shall We Dance
Pairings/Characters Eventual Prowl/Sideswipe, Jazz (implied Jazz/Sideswipe)
Warnings None that I can think of? Unless you need a warning for someone who kinda gets off on fighting?
Summary Prowl's enjoying a little bit of free time after arriving at his newly assigned unit, and is very rudely interrupted.
Author's Notes This is once again the 'Easy Like Whoa!' Sideswipe, and he's also an adrenaline junkie. Prowl's still 'Oh, Sex. Ho Hum.' To note, Jazz is a mild form of 'Easy Like Whoa!' (aka 'Oooh! Sex! I'm Go!') There's still more to this verse, but I'll let you see that on your own. Something I hope to poke at every so very  occasionally often.


x-posted to

mecha_erotica

 

Story: Multiple drabblets
Disclaimer: Not with the owning Transformers, etc.
General Thematic: Facets of War
Characters: Multiple
Warnings: n/a
Note: Just a writing exercise I wanted to do, which I may try to repeat weekly if not daily as of now. I probably over-subtled myself in some of these, but ah well. =) Originally posted at my writing LJ, haearnmouse. First post in this community as well. :)

( Here be drabblets... )

Hey Peeps!

I checked the links for this art in case it's already posted here. So far as I can see it's not.

It's a shame too because in my opinion this Sam is HOT!

Here's the link, show the artist the love and review there! She definatley deserves it!

It's at Deviant Art. I did not ask to link to this art, but I couldn't resist.

Artist: Famira
Title: Fanservice

http://famira.deviantart.com/art/Tranformers-Fanservice-60203243

The Daily Show takes on the Superhero Registration Act. Descriptions need work, but the commentary is sheer brilliance.

And then there is the music video for Starship Trooper, which looks to be to be the adventures of the Space Bisexuals as they explore the gay bar planet. Certainly has enough sparkles for it.

Story: Feral Protocol
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers.
Summary: It had been months before someone finally arrived, but not all was well with Optimus and the others went to greet them. What they found was one Autobot's demise and 2 missing. Rating may go up later.  Chapter 2 - Rather easy going.  The twins come across two humans.
Rating: Teen - for violence and language
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None in this chapter.
Chapters: 2/?

“Optimus, I have gone through my protocols and my memory banks for problems such as these, and they, strangely, have not been unheard of,” The medic started as they moved with traffic, en route back to Headquarters.

Optimus kept down the road, having borrowed a trailer to haul yet another dead Autobot with, “Go on,”

 

Title: Settling In
Fandom: Hyakujuu sentai Gaoranger
Characters: Red, Yellow
Prompt: #72 - Fixed
Word Count: 751
Rating: G
Summary: "Most of the time Kakeru thought he and Yellow understood each other pretty well but sometimes they just kept talking past each other and couldn’t seem to get where the other was coming from."
Link to table: Here

( Settling In )

Fics Complete: 56/100
Table

Title: Jailbreak
Fandom: 24
Characters: Karen Hayes/Bill Buchanan
Prompt: #062. Spring.
Word Count: 771
Rating: PG
Summary: "Karen, I know it sometimes gets forgotten, but work isn't everything."
Author's Notes: This is the first in a short AU trilogy. Hope it's enjoyable!

( Jailbreak )

Title: In Case of Rough Landing
Fandom: 24
Characters: Karen Hayes/Bill Buchanan
Prompt: #064. Fall.
Word Count: 759
Rating: PG
Summary: An evening spent together, and a serious discussion.
Author's Notes: This is the second in a short, slightly AU trilogy that started with 'Jailbreak.' Hope it's enjoyable, and everything you expected it to be!

( In Case of Rough Landing )

Title: Wherever Life Takes You
Fandom: 24
Characters: Karen Hayes/Bill Buchanan
Prompt: #065. Passing.
Word Count: 741
Rating: PG
Summary: Taking life in a new direction.
Author's Notes: This is the third in a short AU trilogy: previous stories include 'Jailbreak' and 'In Case of Rough Landing'. Huge thanks to everyone who put up with my fake-outs and whatnot! Hope you've enjoyed taking this crazy trip with me.

( Wherever Life Takes You )

Title: Daddy's Little Girl
Fandom: 24
Characters: Karen Hayes/Bill Buchanan, OC - Olivia Buchanan
Prompt: #063. Summer.
Word Count: 692
Rating: G
Summary: Bill's home with Olivia for the day.
Author's Notes: This is part of the series that began with 'Family.' It takes place after that, but before 'The Empty Nest.' No spoilers.

( Daddy's Little Girl )

Stories Complete: 49/100
Miniature Damn Table

Title: Celebration of Life
Fandom: 24
Characters: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida, OC – Rena Almeida, Alex Almeida, and Anna Almeida
Prompt: #030. Death.
Word Count: 7,159
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Death is just a way to bring people closer.
Author's Notes: Spoilers for Day 2. This is hopefully a piece that has a little of everything: angst, humor, and even a bit of fluff. Since it's rather long, it's split into two parts.

( Chapter 1 )
( Chapter 2 )

Title: A Little Splash (of Color)
Fandom: 24/'Lantis
Rating: R
Pairing: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida, John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
Word Count: 4,068
Prompt: #021. Friends.
Spoilers: The Entire 'Lantean Manor Series is fair game – Set after Uncharted Waters.
Summary: Tony and Michelle help out their friends, and get a reward of their own.
Author's Note: The previous stories can be found at lantean_manor. Huge thanks, as always, to featherjean, my beta and Pool!fic muse! She's also to thank for this piece's title! Just a note: John and Elizabeth are in this story; they just aren't the main focus. I hope it's enjoyed!

(A Little Splash (of Color))

Title: A Matched Set
Fandom: 24
Characters: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida
Prompt: #023. Lovers.
Word Count: 689
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This time, it's not Tony getting caught looking in the mirror.
Author's Notes: I lovingly call this Tummy!fic3, because it's the third story in that universe. I hadn't been intending on writing another one, but this sort of popped out the other day.

( A Matched Set )

Title: To Be Sorry
Fandom: 24
Characters: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida
Prompt: #034. Not Enough.
Word Count: 1,553
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Just like me you got needs
And they're only a whisper away
Author's Notes: Angst. There's lots of it. Post Day 4. Title and summary used with the greatest thanks to Matchbox Twenty's "Bed of Lies." This song, and so many of their others, has a tendency to just scream Tony Almeida's name to me. Or that could be schizophrenia. ;)

( To Be Sorry )


Title: Hum-Worthy
Fandom: 24
Characters: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida
Prompt: #037. Sound.
Word Count: 698
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tony has a habit, is it really all that bad?
Author's Notes: No spoilers.

( Hum-Worthy )

Title: I Believe You
Fandom: 24
Characters: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida, Jen Slater
Prompt: #079. When?
Word Count: 2,073
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tony gets a kick in the ass from an unlikely source.
Author's Notes: Post Day 4, some angst. This is not a song!fic, but does have a very close tie to the Matchbox Twenty song "I'll Believe You When," hence the use of the 'When?' prompt. I'll post the lyrics after the story.

( I Believe You )

Title: Joining the Club
Fandom: 24
Characters: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida, OC- Maria.
Prompt: #049. Club.
Word Count: 1,238
Rating: PG
Summary: Just one situation in which Tony Almeida will dance.
Author's Notes: I got this idea when I was at a bachelorette party. I'm pretty sure I wrote it the very next day. No spoilers.

( Joining the Club )

Title: In the Wash
Fandom: 24
Characters: Michelle Dessler/Tony Almeida, OC – Tony's Mom.
Prompt: #074. Dark.
Word Count: 873
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tony's mom finds something she shouldn't.
Author's Notes: Just some humor to make up for all the angst I've been posting lately. No spoilers.

( In the Wash )

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